Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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