weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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