What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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