Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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