We won't sleep together?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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