We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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