too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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