And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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