My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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