What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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