i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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