loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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