haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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