I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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