This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
is wine microwaveable?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life