well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!