I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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