Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
babies were throwing up all over the place
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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