Non-Jews are for practice
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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