so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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