How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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