i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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