just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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