My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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