id be glad to
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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