Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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