"it" just moved
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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