4 words: hood of his car
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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