I love having hate sex.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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