yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Im part way to drunk.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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