google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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