doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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