the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All the doctor said was why
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
