He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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