he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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