He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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