After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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