dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Floor bacon is actually really good
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
