I think I died a long time ago.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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