Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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