I think I just saw someone hide a body.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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