Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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