It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
