Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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