I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that