Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
the raccoons are back...
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