I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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