Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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