You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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