youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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