Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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