Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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