Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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