I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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