I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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