Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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