Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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