Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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